Today I cleaned my tub,
and erased every last bit of evidence of this:
(After David took this picture on Saturday night he dared me to post it on my blog.
I raised my eyebrows to say "Are you sure you want to make that dare?"
But he just smiled and said, "I double dare you."
I reminded him that we go to church with people who read my blog and this particular moment was clearly more hedonist than god-fearing.
He just shrugged and doubled the dare again.
I'm not sure what I get for completing the dare, but I'm sure it's going to be good.)
I sent Olivia into my bathroom on Sunday morning for the curling iron, forgetting the aftermath. She came out with her hands on her hips and asked, dismayed, "What went on in there last night?"
I played dumb.
She narrowed her eyes accusingly, "I saw Martinelli's and chocolate-covered strawberries."
"Um...," I said, wondering how much to share.
And then, just before I said too much, she huffed, "I know you ate them without us."
Guilty as charged.